A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones)
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones)
(Source: elfofasgard)
The Emperor did horrible things to him. Made him suspicious of his friends so they wouldn’t be friends anymore. Made him kill younglings so no one would ever trust him again. Made him alone. Made it so nobody else in the universe understood him…except the Emperor. I bet, just before he became Darth Vader, he probably hated the Emperor. But the Emperor had worked it out so that he was the only one Anakin Skywalker had.”
―Ben Skywalker regarding his Grandfather, Anakin Skywalker.
- (via sithhappen)
(Source: ben-lubed-skywalker)
(Source: meereeneseknot)
When a customer says they’re never shopping at the store again because they didn’t get their way~
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